Man of the house
The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f@#*^%g funeral director."
The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f@#*^%g funeral director."